Don't you send me to vm
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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