Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
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