"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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