it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
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