Me too!
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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