So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
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I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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