the condom got lost in my hair
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
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My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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