That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
what if I'm pregnant?
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you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
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