I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
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They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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