My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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