i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
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Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
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I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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