I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
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Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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