Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
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And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
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I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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