i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
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Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
There r osticjed everywhere
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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