chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
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Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
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Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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