All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
Green mimosas i think yes
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...