he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
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I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
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He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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