Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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