I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
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