I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
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