I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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