Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
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THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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