That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
tell me about the eggs
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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