i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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