Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
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