Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
our cab driver is having phone sex.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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