Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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