i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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