Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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