Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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