I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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