'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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