Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
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You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
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drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You're a waste of cheezeits
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
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I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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