She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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