drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize