I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Small penises have feelings too.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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