The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
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I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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