he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
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I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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