I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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