remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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