id be glad to
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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