and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Yet again my drunken self has managed to find his way into the middle of nowhere with no shoes or recollection of what happened last night.
Then I guess you don't remember me driving you there after you tried making out with my girlfriend, dipshit.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
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Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
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don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
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I'm not seeing this movie with you.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
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