Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
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Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize