Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
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I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
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