yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Why were you staring at her like that over breakfast?
Because I was eating with a spoon to remind her that she threw up on my hand while she was MAKING me spoon with her after our drunk sex. She got it. Don't worry.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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