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(641): View more from Iowa

I met the friendliest cop last night

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(647): View more from Ontario

Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom

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(630): View more from Illinois

i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.

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(512): View more from Texas

My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.

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Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.

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(647): View more from Ontario

Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?

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She didn't have her own?

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(908): View more from New Jersey

Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that

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