He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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