what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
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Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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