you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
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You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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