my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
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Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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