these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
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