I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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