just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
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your mascara is on the toilet seat from when you fell asleep last night
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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