My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
we're so committed to being not committed
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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