so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
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Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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