I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
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Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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