i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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