Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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